StitchedUpZombie

'I wish I were big like her; she is so big. So very, very big How did she get so big? I wish I knew- I will ask her today. I will ask her today, I will bring all my friends who want to ask her How she got so big? We will clean up her garbage (as best we can) and make friends with the local populous, which consist of furry four-legged creatures; obviously they're hanging around to learn her secret of bigness. I cannot believe it, I'm in her room; it is huge! Here she comes, she is carrying some sort of canister; Could it be growing spray? Oh thank you for blessing me with this gift, Thank you! Why are you all running away! Do you want t